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Alezi The French-Japanese Marvel

Alezi is an infamous seducer of women and his origin is lost in time and space. He alegedly is the hidden child of Jean Alezi the famous French F1 racing driver and a Japanese woman who's name is unknown. He lived for years in the country of the rising sun-Japan where he was serving the Last Emperor as a unique Kaijin-Samurai but he was foolish enough to seduce the Emperor's favorite Geisha, the Emperor's favorite cook, the Emperor's favorite cat and the Emperor's daughter simultaneously. The Emperor hunted him down for a long time before he disguised himself as a semi-retarted singer as you can see in the following photo and started to wander around Europe to find more females to seduce. He visited Belgium where he became the founder of Villa Tinto, a place where he gathered all of his seduced female victims. Afterwards he traveled to Holland where his traces where lost somewhere between Bulldog and Grasshoper and often he was found to sing incoherently outside Vinsent Van Cogh's Museum.
His hunger for more females led him to Spain where he hooked up with a student named Maria Dolores, her female friend and her sister and her sister's female friend and their mothers. His love for Maria Dolores was so strong that almost wrecked his reputation as a seducer in Spain, therefore he fled to Greece where the girls are easy.
Upon his arrival in Greece the members of Enderwoizent found him and made him their lead singer because of his seductive voice and appearance. He also works as a cosmetics dealer, a job that gives him the opportunity to seduce even more females than ever before. When he is not workin he can be found drinking inumerable amounts of alcohol and seducing women in various bars, clubs and pubs around Athens and especially in a bar called Tabacco where he has seduced all the female staff of the bar and all its female customers and sometimes men also, because his seducing power is unstoppable and out of his control.
His only problem is that he consumes a lot of food supplements and vitamins with alcohol and sometimes he has catamenia, which makes him very inapproachable, edgie, disfunctional, non-communicative and ridiculously unhappy, though most of the time he is ridiculously happy, humurous, playfull and a love giving person.
In the following photo we can see him smoking a cigarette. Enjoy!

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Ανώνυμος είπε...

I CONFESS THAT I HAVE BEEN SEDUCED BY ALEZI IN SUCH A DELICATE MANNER THAT SINCE THEN, ALL OTHER SEDUCTIONS I HAVE SUFFERED DO NOT DESERVE EVEN MENTIONING. ALEZI IS THE BEST FEMALE SEDUCER EVER BORN. THANK YOU ALEZI FOR THE UNFORGETABLE SEDUCTION YOU OFFERED ME SO GENEROUSLY.